"Sport Utility Vehicle"? Please. These Shitty modes of transportation should be Unequivically abolished. I'm so tired of idiots taking up two parking spaces, or even worse parking their behemoth Vessel in a "small car only" space! These gas-guzzling monstrosities are usually not carrying camping equipment, construction tools, or furniture. No, they are carrying shopping bags, groceries, dry-cleaning and/or children. What happened to using one's own craftiness to fit many items into a four-door CAR? Caring about the environment and one's own wallet?

Since they are not taking steps, let's do it for them. Let's take a stand; let's shame them into getting out of their look-at-me- i-don't-care-how-much-gas-costs-I-am-all-man-I'll-show-you vehicles. Don't damage property or use violence, just embarrassment. I propose there is a standard sign that should be placed on to ALL parked S.U.V's windshield wipers.; a 3"x5" laminated card, stating in bold letters, "I AM A NINCUMPOOP", no expletives are necessary. Should you see one of these offensive drivers on the road, don't scream at them or incite road rage, just nod at them and give them a knowing look.

And as for the owners of Hummers...... well, this is the closest the dickless will get to a blowjob. Let them be. They're in their own private hell.