They laughed, and they called him names. They did this for the last time. He was unstable from the start, but the taunts and jeers from his deer peers was more than he could handle this time. Psychiatrists had warned Santa that Rudolph was not fit to work sleigh duty but, sadly, Santa poo-pooed them and shoed them all away. Everyone dismissed Rudolph as off beat, eccentric. He has a red nose, so of course he’s different, everyone reasoned. What do you expect?
Santa had fair warning, but he just wouldn’t believe it; Rudolph is a sociopath. All the others didn’t see warning signs, too.
Rudolph snapped. Because America treasures and holds sacred the right to bare arms and has lax gun control laws, Rudolph got his hoofs on a high-powered semi-automatic rifle
He sure didn’t have the Christmas spirit…
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