What if...

What if…


There was no voter fraud in the election of the 43rd President of the United States?

Marty Maraschino saw one her scented sheets of stationary being wasted by Sandy in her feeble attempt to erase a vision of Danny in a plastic pool, following an even more feeble song, “Hopelessly Devoted to You”?

Barry Bonds was white?

Contrary to George Michael’s belief, guilty feet do HAVE rhythm?

Hmmmm…