Pants on fire!

Years ago you said you had a "thyroid problem", and that in a year or two the medication would clear it up. Perhaps, your thyroid is out of control, they have not developed medication strong enough to take care of it. You are a medical anomaly; scientists are working around the clock to find a cure for the excess weight. You are so brave, your resolve so strong; no mention or complaining of your "problem". Don't worry, others may have forgotten your plight, I have not.

Years ago, you and your husband announced you would be running for office soon, that we should make sure there were no skeletons in our closets. Well, my closet is only messy, how's yours? Or maybe someone beat you, in a narrow race, to become the Mayor of Liarville.